Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
-Rush Limbaugh
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the
question of whether a submarine can swim.
-E. W. Dijkstria
Lots of people think they're charitable if they give away their old clothes and things they don't want.
-Myrtle Reed
There's so much comedy on television.
Does that cause comedy in the streets?
-Dick Cavett (mocking the TV-violence debate)
Many of us believe that wrongs aren't wrong if it's done by nice people like
ourselves.